Red Rubber Gun - Grizzly Gibson

In a far away galaxy, the planet Xesseiliaca (life forms with optional egg shell carton and macaroni mutations) is under treat from Al Jazeer-a-tron devils who have foreign foods and a silly way of governance.

As the Al Jazeer-a-tron-hadists approach from the east, Zane (blond, tussled; think a younger, less dead, less fat, less brunette Marlon Brando), arises from humble beginnings as a red rubber farmer on the outskirts of Metropolis Extreme (buildings akin to spinning tops and X wing model kit parts, but shinier and with oodles of CG birds and non-specific steam)

When the swarthy Al Jezar-a-tron-hadists invade in search of Xesseiliaca's natural resources Zane must lead a small band of rebel scum against them. Battles will be fought on giant mechanical chrome dragons, each shinning scale beautifully reflecting Xesseiliaca's permanent sunset skies.

There will be alien love, sword fights at laser battles, blond haired heroes, armoured bikinis, funny sounding enemies and killer 'logue like "If we don't get to that mega-naonic moon reactor in time there will be a massive melt down extreme! Come my noble and lightly coloured Xesseiliacians - follow me through this Xemo Portal to hell and beyond"


Because when all hell breaks loose... always reach for a Red... Rubber... Gun!