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Thursday, May 3, 2007

The Forlorn Fist of Love - Andy Shawshank

A washed up prizefighter teams up with a plug ugly dog to save the earth from aliens. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they blow up 6 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.

Think Waterworld meets Adaptation.


7 comments:

Tim Gibson said...

I'm not sure how one 'deflowers' a prostitute but i'll take your word for it Andy :)

Anonymous said...

Hey thats not the point Gibbo - it's got a middle, beginning AND an end... what more could a hollywood blockbuster need??

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