Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
They Only Come Out in Heels - Grizzly Gibson
When good girls go bad... When good men go looking... When good shoes get blood on them... All hell will break loose!
Introducing the sexist 'Skinamascope' picture since Don't Put That There - They Only Come Out in Heels will blow you away.
What's sexier than a full moon air-balloon adventure? Than ravenous wolves prowling the American desert for what could be their last meal? Than a mysterious Egyptian wanderer?
The infamous Three Graces star in what will surely be the most horrific blend of excitement and terror you've ever experienced since Faster, Pussycat! Meow! Meow!
Introducing the sexist 'Skinamascope' picture since Don't Put That There - They Only Come Out in Heels will blow you away.
What's sexier than a full moon air-balloon adventure? Than ravenous wolves prowling the American desert for what could be their last meal? Than a mysterious Egyptian wanderer?
The infamous Three Graces star in what will surely be the most horrific blend of excitement and terror you've ever experienced since Faster, Pussycat! Meow! Meow!
Red Rubber Gun CUs
Hola, here are some close ups from the Red Rubber Gun poster. Enjoy, and yes - there is a foxy lady in the flames.
Thursday, May 3, 2007
The Forlorn Fist of Love - Andy Shawshank
A washed up prizefighter teams up with a plug ugly dog to save the earth from aliens. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they blow up 6 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think Waterworld meets Adaptation.
Red Rubber Gun - Grizzly Gibson
In a far away galaxy, the planet Xesseiliaca (life forms with optional egg shell carton and macaroni mutations) is under treat from Al Jazeer-a-tron devils who have foreign foods and a silly way of governance.
As the Al Jazeer-a-tron-hadists approach from the east, Zane (blond, tussled; think a younger, less dead, less fat, less brunette Marlon Brando), arises from humble beginnings as a red rubber farmer on the outskirts of Metropolis Extreme (buildings akin to spinning tops and X wing model kit parts, but shinier and with oodles of CG birds and non-specific steam)
When the swarthy Al Jezar-a-tron-hadists invade in search of Xesseiliaca's natural resources Zane must lead a small band of rebel scum against them. Battles will be fought on giant mechanical chrome dragons, each shinning scale beautifully reflecting Xesseiliaca's permanent sunset skies.
There will be alien love, sword fights at laser battles, blond haired heroes, armoured bikinis, funny sounding enemies and killer 'logue like "If we don't get to that mega-naonic moon reactor in time there will be a massive melt down extreme! Come my noble and lightly coloured Xesseiliacians - follow me through this Xemo Portal to hell and beyond"
Because when all hell breaks loose... always reach for a Red... Rubber... Gun!
As the Al Jazeer-a-tron-hadists approach from the east, Zane (blond, tussled; think a younger, less dead, less fat, less brunette Marlon Brando), arises from humble beginnings as a red rubber farmer on the outskirts of Metropolis Extreme (buildings akin to spinning tops and X wing model kit parts, but shinier and with oodles of CG birds and non-specific steam)
When the swarthy Al Jezar-a-tron-hadists invade in search of Xesseiliaca's natural resources Zane must lead a small band of rebel scum against them. Battles will be fought on giant mechanical chrome dragons, each shinning scale beautifully reflecting Xesseiliaca's permanent sunset skies.
There will be alien love, sword fights at laser battles, blond haired heroes, armoured bikinis, funny sounding enemies and killer 'logue like "If we don't get to that mega-naonic moon reactor in time there will be a massive melt down extreme! Come my noble and lightly coloured Xesseiliacians - follow me through this Xemo Portal to hell and beyond"
Because when all hell breaks loose... always reach for a Red... Rubber... Gun!
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We're hoping to create the home of bad movie pitches, where suggesting a revisionist heartfelt period film with Van Damme raises a snicker rather than a little bit of vomit.
Send us your worst ideas (rantforfood@gmail.com) and we'll post em. If all goes well we will offer a professionally (by which I mean me) produced movie poster for the best submissions.
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