Welcome to rantforfood

Howdy and welcome, sit down, stay awhile, email us the movie ideas that even the Weinsteins wouldn't touch.

We're hoping to create the home of bad movie pitches, where suggesting a revisionist heartfelt period film with Van Damme raises a snicker rather than a little bit of vomit.

Send us your worst ideas (rantforfood@gmail.com) and we'll post em. If all goes well we will offer a professionally (by which I mean me) produced movie poster for the best submissions.